Upper class students will be at a loss come end of year parties due to last nights incident. Reports state that an equipment malfunction caused an explosion within the Brazen Hussy Brewery last night. This morning workers found a large fermentation tank had exploded covering the entire brewery with unfinished beer and shrapnel. Brazen Hussy stands by their statement of this being a freak occurrence and that their equipment was in a well maintained condition. This, however, has not stopped the authorities from performing a full investigation into the safety of the remaining equipment. “It was just good luck that this happened when no one was inside or people could have been seriously hurt or even killed,” states Texas Ranger Felix Crow.