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  • Notice of Temporary Building Closure

    [[File:358635 | class=media-item-align-left | 100x100px | Toxic.png]] A notice has gone out to all engineering and applied science students. For the next week the R.E. Lee Engineering and Applied Sciences Building will be closed after the discovery of a …

  • Batters Up!

    [[File:353417 | class=media-item-align-right | 50x50px | Baseball.jpg]]It appears that last night that a rare species of Chiroptera found its way onto Greek Row. The unusually large bat was seen trying to break into the OBN house before attacking a …

  • Tragedy Strikes Greek Row

    Last Saturday evening tragedy struck Greek Row as three member of Iota Delta Delta were found dead and much of their house destroyed. Pinebox Wildlife officers speculate a rare occurrence of a rabid bear wandered from the thicket onto the property …

  • Fundraising Spooktacular

    [[File:355780 | class=media-item-align-left | 100x100px | Greek_Week.gif]]In wake of the tragedy of last geek the Greek Counsel has gathered all of their resources to throw the biggest Halloween party ETU has seen in years with every house on Greek Row …

  • Pranksters Strike Egyption Wing

    Sunday morning Professors from the Egyptian wing of the Archaeology Department discovered that an recently acquired artifact had been vandalized and pieces stolen. The inquiry into the thefts came to a halt as the stolen statues were found somehow placed …

  • Protests Turn Violent at Lake Greystone

    Sadly this Saturday a group off protesters including several ETU students where tear gassed and apparently fire bombed. Pinebox PD has had a sordid past involving rumors of excessive violence and possible abuse of power, but never at a level this brazen …

  • Brazen Hussy Blow Up

    Upper class students will be at a loss come end of year parties due to last nights incident. Reports state that an equipment malfunction caused an explosion within the Brazen Hussy Brewery last night. This morning workers found a large fermentation tank …